thefantastician:

is this relatable to everyone or just me

pansy2005:

pansy2005:

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive

what is this green animal thing wtf pls someone help me ive logged in after another long pause

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

dwinkus:

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

Awesome

taahko:

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

mellointheory:

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

ashstfu:

being offline is something else. i’ve seen cloud formations you wouldn’t believe…

ovur:

I’ll believe anything on the internet

uesp:

“I’ve done it! The enchantment is now complete. The robe, which I have named Whitewalker, can turn the wearer into the very essence of snow. Kick me out of the Mages Guild, will they? Now I’ll show them all!”

–From a journal found on the corpse of Fryssa. The cause of her death was likely the Whitewalker robe she was so proud of, which was enchanted with a constant effect that drained its wearer’s health, made them weak to frost, and made them suffer continuous frost damage.

i logged in for the first time in AGES, reblogged one shit post and got this immediately. peak tumblr experience